Score: 8

"Hardest Ball Revamped Game"

submission: BR III: Gemini

date: November 2, 2008

The graphics, animation and innovation are great, but too similar to the past Ball Revamped games. The game was very hard to get through, especially the last level before the Boss. Still, I scored 311,000 points and feel proud to have beat the creator at his own game. :)

Score: 10

"Awesome defense game, the best one out there"

submission: Age of War

date: February 1, 2008

After several tries, I finally beat impossible. I beat normal and harder on the first try. To beat impossible, you have to use the following strategy. First, wait until some of the troops from the other side come and use the special. Then build the egg launcher. Then build loads and loads of club men. Nonstop. The computer will keep sending troops, but your club men will hold against them. Also use the special as soon as it's ready and there are plenty of opposing troops. Keep doing this until they are in the colonial age. Then mass produce slingshot men. Although it takes slightly longer to build than a club man as well as being a little more expensive, a slingshot man has range. You notice that your men tend to bunch up and get stacked. This provides extra power against the enemy when a stack attacks at the same time. Do not worry about the computer's troops getting through. As long as you build plenty (and I mean plenty) of slingshot men, the computer's troops will fall one by one. As you acquire more and more funds, use them to add three extra towers to your base along with egg launchers. You should acquire 45,000 gold at the minimum when the computer is at the fourth age. That is when you advance to the next age three times and sell three of your egg launchers to buy three double turrets. By that time, your victory is pretty much sealed. The double turrets will help kill any modern unit fairly quickly. By the time the computer is at the last age, you should have four double turrets. Just wait until the computer sends more units and laugh at how fast they get owned while you acquire more gold than ever before. After that, you should buy the strongest defense weapons in the game after selling the double turrets. Then it's pretty much downhill from there. Wait until you acquire 750,000 gold to buy five super-soldiers and rape the computer like it deserves every thrust of the super-soldier's dick. Efficiency is everything in this game; I learned so much about economics.

Score: 10

"Excellent game"

submission: Unreal Flash 2007

date: November 26, 2007

On the Boss level, hide under the ledge in the bottom right corner of the map after getting the instant one-hit kill weapon. It is the strongest weapon in the game, and it shoots out a spiky ball. When the Boss comes for you, shoot him directly and retrieve the spiky ball to reload. Hide under the ledge again and do the same thing. Do not follow the walkthrough where it says to get the grenade launcher and hide in the bottom left corner. My strategy is easier.

Score: 8

"Requiem for a Dream???"

submission: Orgasm Girl

date: August 9, 2007

Music ripped off from Requiem for a Dream. Otherwise, good game.

Score: 9

"Nice, creative game"

submission: Ball Revamped 5: Synergy

date: August 9, 2007

You instilled my love for Ball Revamped again with your creative wits and interactive brilliance. What a wonderful game! Cool power ups that can be combined to make me do other things. Excellent graphics, sound and music that continue to inspire me. I'm looking forward to be a game programmer myself. Ball Revamped 5: Synergy really hits the spot and took the series to the next generation. My favorite power up definitely is the water one, which glides through gateways like water rushing through a dam. The built-in level editor is also a bonus. Superb job, guys.

Score: 8

"The joys of killing terrorists..."

submission: War On Terrorism

date: July 19, 2007

...virtually speaking. I loved this game. It seems average right now, but I'm being pretty fair. The variety of stuff you can do in each mission is great. I especially like the sniping mission, which is pretty damn easy. They didn't know what hit 'em. The major problem with this game, however, is the cave mission, which is also the hardest mission. So you're blowing away a lot of terrorists, and it takes much reaction time for some of them to realize that they're being shot at. And what's more, after you kill about ten terrorists, none of the others come at you! They must be hiding somewhere and are too scared too come out. However, other times you play, they come out. It would be great if you fix this problem (if you ever fix this problem). The game is still decent, especially with the last mission when you beat the shit out of Bin Ladin.

Score: 9

"Great shooting game"

submission: WOT_II SpecOps

date: July 19, 2007

This reminded me of the time that I first played this that I found it very amusing. There are some bugs that you should fix, but they're all right, I guess. One specific bug that cracked me up is when you are continuously shooting at the terrorist (who runs from the left of your view and lies down to shoot at you) immediately after killing him, he yells out in pain, and the terrorist count goes down. This is in the adobe building mission. That way I can finish the mission in record time. This is trick only works with the first weapon. Another funny bug is while you're reloading, you can still shoot with the gun you're reloading. Again, this only works with the first weapon. But really, next time you make a game, you should make it harder. This one is too easy, especially with the bugs.

Score: 10

"Ah, the bloody days of killing zombies..."

submission: The Last Stand.

date: May 4, 2007

Way too fucking easy. There should be more kinds of zombies, like suicide bombers. That would increase interactivity. Also, there should be more things you could do to make the game funner. And remove that cheap ass gun. Dang. That's overkill.

Score: 5

"Some potential to be a great movie"

submission: Coal Walk

date: October 25, 2006

I'm surprised how much you improved from being a noob in the forums earlier. I thought you had no hope, but you came up with this. It has pretty good graphics and animation, but the big disappointment was its length. That guy actually looks like Luis, by the way. However, he didn't walk across the pit of coals. Therefore, he sucks. Make sure you don't bullshit us and make a good, long movie. Thumbs up for the noob king.